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[GERMAN ACCENT] AH, THERE.

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IT COVERS 2/3
OF THE EARTH'S SURFACE.

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DOES IT THEREFORE HOLD

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2/3 OF THE WORLD'S
MAGICAL CREATURES
IN ITS DEPTHS?

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WE CAN DRAW
BUT ONE CONCLUSION--

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I HAVE
A BEEF JERKY HEAD.

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NOW WATCH ME DANCE
THE CHA-CHA.

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SPUDS...

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THAT ROTWOOD PUPPY
IS FOR SERIOUS
MESSED UP, SPUDS.

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YEAH, YO, BUT YOU GOT
THE VOICE ALL WRONG.
CHECK THIS.

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[IMITATES ROTWOOD] YOU KIDS
WANT TO SEE MAGICAL CREATURES?

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CHECK OUT ALL ZE NASTY
NOSE TROLLS AND GAS MONSTER
I GOT IN MY--

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I WAS QUITE
THE POOPENSPIELER
BACK IN MY DAY, TOO,

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MR. MARIONETTE
MOCKERY MAN.
HEY!

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SHALL WE SEE
IF I'VE STILL GOT IT?

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I AM BEEF JERKY JAKE LONG,
AND I'M A REAL JERK-Y!

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HA HA HA HA.
I'M SORRY, BRAH,

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BUT YOU GOTTA ADMIT,
THAT WAS SOME SWEET
POOPENSPIELING.

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PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE, NOW!

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THIS IS YOUR 37TH TRIP
TO MY OFFICE

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IN THE YEAR
I'VE BEEN HERE, JAKE.

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I SEE MY SECRETARY
LESS THAN YOU.

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YOUR GRADES ARE SLIPPING,
THERE'S BEEN A HUG UPTICK
IN ABSENCES AND TARDYS.

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I'VE READ
YOUR PERMANENT RECORD.
YOU WEREN'T ALWAYS LIKE THIS.

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WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU
THIS PAST YEAR?

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IT'S, UH, BEEN, YOU KNOW,
LOTS OF...

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CHANGES.

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WELL, IT'S HIGH TIME
YOU CHANGED BACK.

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AND I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO
HAVE TO TALK TO YOUR PARENTS
ABOUT HOW TO DO JUST THAT.

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MY PARENTS? YOU CAN'T.
I...

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WHAT THE...? FU?

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EXCUSE ME?

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I WAS JUST SAYING,
PHEW, WHAT THE...

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HECK TOOK US SO LONG
TO HAVE THIS TALK?

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NO, YOU SAID FU.
THERE WAS CLEARLY NO "YA" SOUND
IN THE MIDDLE.

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UH, I THINK THERE'S A PROBLEM,
AND I NEED TO--

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WE'RE NOT DONE HERE,
MR. LONG.

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YOUR PARENTS NEED TO KNOW--

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YEAH,
I'M SURE THEY'D LOVE TO CHAT,
BUT MY PARENTS ARE OUT OF TOWN

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AT SOME JUNIOR
GENIUS CONVENTION
FOR MY LITTLE SISTER.

41
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IT'S JUST ME AND GRAMPS
KICKING IT AT THE CRIB AND--

42
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AW, MAN. I REALLY GOTTA GO.

43
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SORRY, MISS D.

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ACH, NOW THAT'S
JUST WRONG.

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YES, JAKE, SOMETHING HERE
IS VERY WRONG.

46
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AND IT'S ABOUT TIME
I FOUND OUT WHAT IT IS.

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¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT
LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶

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¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,
HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶

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¶ PEOPLE,
WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES
WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶

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¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,
BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶

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¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶

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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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¶ HIS SKILLS ARE
GETTIN' FASTER ¶

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¶ WITH GRANDPA,
THE MASTER ¶

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¶ HIS DESTINY,
WHAT'S UP, G? ¶

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¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,
FOR THE LEGACY ¶

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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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¶ I'M A DRAGON,
AND I'M BRAGGIN' ¶

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¶ IT'S MY DESTINY ¶

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¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR
FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶

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¶ YA HEARD? ¶

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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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YEOW!

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YOU CAN'T JUST PULL ME
OUT OF DURSETTO'S OFFICE
LIKE THAT, GRAMPS.

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I GET ENOUGH HASSLE FROM YOU.
I DON'T NEED ANY MORE
FROM SCHOOL.

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I AM SORRY, JAKE,
BUT SOMETIMES
THE NEEDS OF OTHERS

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MUST COME
BEFORE YOUR OWN.

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I HAVE RECEIVED
A MOST DISTRESSING
MESSAGE

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FROM THE EAST RIVER
MERMAID CITY.

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THERE'S A MERMAID CITY?

75
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COULD THE BEDTIME STORIES
MY BELOVED NANA USED TO TELL ME
BE TRUE?

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COULD THERE REALLY BE
SUCH A MAGICAL PLACE?

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SO NOW WHAT? WE GOTTA
GO DIVING IN NEW YORK'S
FUNKIEST SWIMMING HOLE?

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OUR TRANSPORT
TO THE MERMAID CITY
WILL ARRIVE SHORTLY.

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THEY'RE PROBABLY STUCK
IN SQUIDLOCK.

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GAA GOO FLOOGY GOOGY.

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NOBODY GETS ME.

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FOLLOW ME.

83
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OH, NANA, DREAMS
DO COME TRUE!

84
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WHAT? YOU AND YOUR GRAMPS
NEVER HAD DREAMS?

85
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WHOA.

86
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[LAUGHTER] IT'S AS BEAUTIFUL
AS I ALWAYS DREAMED IT WOULD BE.

87
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LOOK AT THAT AND THAT
AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT.

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YO, SILVER?

89
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JAKE, I'M DELIGHTED
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

90
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HOW'S IT GOIN'
WITH THE WHOLE
FEAR-OF-WATER THING?

91
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NNN, YEAH, NOT SO GOOD.

92
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I HAD A BIT OF A RELAPSE
LAST CINCO DE MAYO.

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[MARIACHI MUSIC]

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TOP OFF YOUR<i> AGUA,</i>
<i> SEÑORITA?</i>

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AAH!

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BUT I'VE GOT A GOOD JOB IN
MERMAID DRYLANDER RELATIONS NOW.

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THAT'S WHY THEY SENT ME
TO TELL YOU ABOUT
OUR KELPY PROBLEM.

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AW, KELPY.
THAT SOUNDS CUTE.

99
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WELL, YOU CAN SET IT
TO CHILL, SIL,

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'CAUSE YOUR KELPY PROBLEM
IS MY NO PROBLEM.

101
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NOW, WHAT'S A KELPY?

102
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THIS IS SECURITY FOOTAGE
OF THE KELPY'S ESCAPE

103
00:05:03,237 --> 00:05:05,437
FROM OUR PRISON A YEAR AGO.

104
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YEESH.

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NOT MUCH OF A KARAOKE VOICE
ON THAT ONE.

106
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AS YOU'LL SEE HERE,

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IT'S A SHAPE-SHIFTER
OF THE ORDER<i> VAMPIRA MORPHUS,</i>

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ABLE TO ABSORB
THE FORM AND POWER

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OF ANY MAGICAL CREATURE
ON WHICH IT FEEDS.

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MANY OF OUR
BEST MERMAID DETECTIVES
HAVE SPENT THE PAST YEAR

111
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TRACKING THE KELPY DOWN,
BUT--

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I FEEL YOU, SILVER.
NOT EVERYBODY CAN HACK IT
LIKE I MACK IT.

113
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THE AM DRAG IS HERE
FOR YOU.

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ACTUALLY, WE CALLED YOU
DOWN HERE TO WARN YOU.

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THERE'S BEEN A FLURRY
OF KELPY ATTACKS AROUND
YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD RECENTLY.

116
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WE THINK IT MAY HAVE FOUND OUT
WHAT YOU ARE,

117
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AND IT'S LOOKING TO FEED
ON YOUR DRAGON POWER.

118
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WHOA, REWIND AND REMIX.

119
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THIS THING WANTS TO EAT ME
SO IT CAN BE ME?

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HE WON'T ACTUALLY EAT YOU.
HE'LL SLOWLY DRAIN YOUR ESSENCE
WITH HIS ICY-COLD BITE,

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SENDING YOUR SOUL
INTO ETERNAL DARKNESS

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AND LEAVING YOUR LIFELESS HUSK
OF A BODY BEHIND.

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OH, THAT'S NOT
MUCH BETTER, IS IT?

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WELL, I GUESS IT'S NICE
THAT YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR HUSK.

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SPUD? WHERE'D THAT BOY GO?

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UH, I DON'T MEAN TO BAG ON
YOUR CONSTRUCTION,

127
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BUT THERE'S NOT MUCH GIVE
IN THESE BUBBLES.

128
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SO BEAUTIFUL. OHH.

129
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AND DID YOU KNOW
THAT IN MERMOPOLIS,

130
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YOU CAN FALL ASLEEP
EVERY NIGHT TO THE SONGS
OF PASSING DOLPHINS?

131
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LOOK, I FOUND AN MP3.

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[DOLPHINS VOCALIZING]

133
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IT'S LIKE MUSIC THAT
ONLY MY HEART UNDERSTANDS.

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[IMITATES DOLPHINS]

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[SPEAKS CHINESE]

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WHY AM I HEARING DOLPHIN SONGS?
IT IS KELPY WE ARE AFTER!

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WE'RE ON IT, GRAMPS.

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FOR REAL,
I'M GETTIN' PUNKED HERE.

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MY FOLKS ARE OUTTA TOWN.
WE SHOULD BE OUT
ALL NIGHT PARTYING,

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PLAYING VIDEO GAMES,
YOU KNOW, WHATEVER.

141
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WHY DOES HE ALWAYS GOTTA
COME ON SO HARDCORE?

142
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WHAT THAT DUDE NEEDS
IS A HOBBY.

143
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I HEARD THAT. THEN
HE'D HAVE NO TIME TO BE
STEALIN' AWAY MY TIME.

144
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TOO BAD THERE'S NOTHING
WE CAN DO.
HOO HOO HOO.

145
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SORRY, LADIES, THERE'S ONLY
SO MUCH OF THE FU TO GO AROUND.

146
00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,350
RRRR.

147
00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:04,485
CHECK IT OUT. THE WORLD'S ONLY
ONLINE MAGICAL DATING SERVICE?

148
00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:08,631
I GOTTA TELL YA, IT'S
WAY EASIER THAN DATING WAS
IN THE OLD DAYS.

149
00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,659
[FANFARE PLAYS]

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HUZZAH, FINE LASS.

151
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MY NAME IS FU DOG,
AND I--

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[WHINNIES]

153
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[WHIMPERS]

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YOU KNOW WHAT? KEEP HER.

155
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YOU PUT IN A LITTLE SOMETHING
ABOUT YOURSELF.

156
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"PUREBRED
AIREDALE TERRIER
WITH VACATION HOMES

157
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IN PARIS AND BERMUDA?"

158
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LOOK AT ALL THOSE TYPOS
IN MY BIO. YOU SHOULD
TRY TYPING WITH PAWS.

159
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ANYWAY, THEN YOU TELL 'EM
WHAT KIND OF DAME
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR,

160
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AND PALOOKAZOOM--
INSTANT LOVEY-DOVEY.

161
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SO, IF I WAS TO SAY
I WAS, FOR EXAMPLE,

162
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A MANLY HUNK
OF CHINESE DRAGON LOOKING
FOR A LITTLE SPICY CHOW MEIN

163
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TO NOODLE AROUND WITH...

164
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WHY WOULD YOU...?
AW, KID, HOLD ON.

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I DON'T KNOW IF GRAMPS
WANTS TO GET BACK INTO
THE SWINGING SINGLES' SCENE.

166
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HEY, I'M JUST DOING
WHAT HE TOLD ME--

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TAKING CARE
OF OTHER PEOPLE'S NEEDS.

168
00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,680
[DOORBELL RINGING]

169
00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,715
JAKE, AREN'T YOU
GOING TO ANSWER THAT?

170
00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,750
YOU KNOW I'D LOVE TO,
GRAMPS, BUT I GOTTA
STUDY UP ON THAT KELPY.

171
00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:12,356
[MUTTERS IN CHINESE]
YES?

172
00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:15,659
WELL, YOU GONNA
GIVE ME SOME FLOWERS?

173
00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,362
EXCUSE ME?

174
00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:19,063
I GOTTA SHOW UP
ON YOUR DOORSTEP FOR A DATE,

175
00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:22,166
I EXPECT AT LEAST
SOME POSIES FOR MY TROUBLES.

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DATE?
EH, FORGET IT.

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BLECCH. I CAN SEE
YOU GOT NO CLASS.

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THAT WAS CERTAINLY STRANGE.
[DOORBELL RINGS]

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HI THERE. I LIKE LONG WALKS
IN THE FULL MOONLIGHT--

180
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HI. SO MEET
TO GREAT YOU.
OH, I MEAN--

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GREAT, SANDY.
YOU RUINED IT AGAIN!

182
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YES, I KNOW
I'M A SHARKWOMAN,

183
00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,530
BUT I LOVE
AND I FEEL,

184
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AND I'D REALLY LIKE TO
TRY TO MAKE THIS WORK.

185
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JAKE!!

186
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WHACK OLD MAN.
NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

187
00:09:00,505 --> 00:09:02,505
I'M TRYING TO HELP A LONELY,
CRANKY, NO-GIRLFRIEND-HAVIN'
BROTHER OUT.

188
00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:04,779
[EERIE SCREECHING]
WHAT THE...?

189
00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:07,548
DRAGON UP!

190
00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,174
WOW! UH...

191
00:09:12,168 --> 00:09:13,548
EASY, LITTLE GUY.
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

192
00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:16,354
IT ATTACKED US OUT OF NOWHERE.
PLEASE SAVE US.

193
00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,056
FROM WHAT?
WHAT'S OUT THERE?

194
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:21,428
K-K-K-K-K-KELPY!

195
00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:27,130
HAAH! YO, KELPY, YOU WANNA
THROW DOWN THE HARSH,

196
00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:30,444
BRING IT TO
THE AM DRAG, CHUMP.

197
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[GROWLS]

198
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SO THAT'S HOW WE PLAY IT, HUH?
ALL RIGHT, THEN.

199
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WHEN YOU WANNA BRING IT,
I'LL BE WAITING.

200
00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:42,847
SOON, YES, VERY SOON,

201
00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:49,419
I BUILD MY POWER AND FIND A WAY
TO STRIKE FROM THE INSIDE.

202
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[LAUGHTER]

203
00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:55,663
WHAT THE...? GRAMPS AND...

204
00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:57,662
HE FOUND HIMSELF A LADY.

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HEY, GRAMPS,
WHO'S THE LUCKY--
PRINCIPAL DURSETTO?

206
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,668
AH, JAKE, WE THOUGHT
YOU HAD FALLEN ASLEEP.

207
00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:07,640
HOW DID THE WEBSITE
AND YOU AND HER--HUH?

208
00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,871
I CAME HERE TO TALK
WITH YOUR PARENTS.

209
00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:11,676
I KNOW YOU SAID
THEY WERE OUT OF TOWN,

210
00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:16,178
BUT, TO BE HONEST, I FIGURED
YOU WERE LYING. SORRY.

211
00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:17,623
NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE.

212
00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:20,488
JAKE OFTEN HAS PROBLEMS
WITH DISHONESTY,

213
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,647
NOT TO MENTION
DISCIPLINE, FOCUS...

214
00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,556
Both: STUDY HABITS. OH.

215
00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:27,078
[BOTH LAUGHING]

216
00:10:27,076 --> 00:10:29,586
PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE
TO DISCUSS JAKE'S ISSUES
WITH ME INSTEAD.

217
00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:31,826
SAY OVER DINNER?
OH...

218
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,772
IT'S A DATE.

219
00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:36,527
NO-O-O-O-O!

220
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:42,194
JAKE, DOLORES TELLS ME
YOU FAILED ANOTHER MATH QUIZ.

221
00:10:42,191 --> 00:10:46,481
JAKE, DOES YOUR GRANDFATHER
PREFER EASY LISTENING
OR SMOOTH JAZZ?

222
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:51,320
JAKE, GO RENT US
A ROMANTIC MOVIE WHILE WE
DISCUSS YOUR MANY PROBLEMS.

223
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:56,348
JAKE, I BELIEVE YOUR GRANDFATHER
SENT SOMETHING WITH YOU.

224
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:59,256
AH, YES, MA'AM.

225
00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:04,359
"TILL NEXT WE MEET,
A ROSE TO REMIND YOU--OH--

226
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,534
YOU ARE MY SWEET."

227
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,203
[LAUGHTER]

228
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,901
AREN'T WE SWEET.

229
00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:16,212
A'IGHT, SO IT DIDN'T WORK OUT
EXACTLY LIKE WE THOUGHT.

230
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,579
YOU MIND KEEPING IT DOWN?

231
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:21,277
I FOUND ME A CUTE FRENCH POODLE
NAMED LA BETTY 42,

232
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:22,411
AND, OOH, LA LA,

233
00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:26,646
ANY WOMAN WHO MAKE ME LOL
ON MY PC 24/7

234
00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:28,753
IS A-OK WITH M-E.

235
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:31,785
[EERIE SCREECHING]

236
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:36,490
LET ME CHECK IT OUT.

237
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:40,627
HELLO? SOMEBODY OUT HERE?

238
00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:42,704
WHOA.

239
00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:44,603
WHOA, GIRL.

240
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:49,514
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?
KELPY BITE.

241
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,809
COME ON NOW. YOU'RE OK.

242
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,981
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT AWAY
BEFORE HE FINISHED FEEDING.

243
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:55,879
LET'S JUST GET YOU
SOMEWHERE SAFE AND--

244
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,522
[KELPY SCREECHES]

245
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,846
PRINCIPAL DURSETTO?
OH.

246
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:06,415
JAKE. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE--
I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU.

247
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,586
I THINK MY CHAIR
RUSTED UP A LITTLE.

248
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,595
WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?

249
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:13,697
WE JUST GOT BACK.
I CAME TO SAY GOOD NIGHT.

250
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,500
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING BACK HERE?

251
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:20,372
I--I WAS JUST... IS THAT
SEAWEED ON YOUR CHAIR?

252
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:24,013
OH, YES. WE, UH,
WENT TO THE BEACH.

253
00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,730
OH, CHERRY BLOSSOM.

254
00:12:25,728 --> 00:12:27,448
I AM STILL WAITING
FOR MY GOOD-NIGHT HUG.

255
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,877
OR ARE YOU INTERESTED
IN A LIP-LOCK UPGRADE?

256
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,923
Trix: HEY, YO, GRAMPS,
WE STILL STANDIN' HERE.

257
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,689
I'LL SEE YOU
IN SCHOOL ON MONDAY.

258
00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:38,619
YEAH.

259
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:43,996
DURSETTO?

260
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,757
IT ALL FITS, TRIX.

261
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,466
THE SCREECHING,
THE SEAWEED.

262
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,517
HOW SHE KEEPS TURNING UP
RIGHT AFTER THE KELPY ATTACKS.

263
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:53,569
HOW SHE'S ALWAYS
OVER AT MY PLACE, GETTING
ALL CLOSE TO GRAMPS AND ME.

264
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,313
[SCOFFS]

265
00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:57,037
YEAH, GETTING CLOSE ENOUGH
TO SNEAK A BITE OF DRAGON

266
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:58,683
THE SECOND
WE LET OUR GUARD DOWN.

267
00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:03,578
OK, MAYBE. BUT WHY ARE WE HERE
BUSTING INTO HER OFFICE

268
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,453
AT DAG NASTY O'CLOCK
IN THE MORNING

269
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,452
INSTEAD OF TELLING YOUR GRAMPS
WHAT'S GOING ON?

270
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:10,664
YOU THINK LOVER BOY GRAMPS
IS GONNA LISTEN TO
ANYTHING I SAY

271
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,287
WITHOUT SOME KIND OF PROOF?

272
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,332
A'IGHT, BUT I JUST GOT
ONE MORE QUESTION--

273
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,928
WHO TOLD SPUD HE COULD
BRING THE FISH?

274
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,371
WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME
YOUR SECRETS?

275
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:23,597
IN MY HEART,
I'M ALREADY ONE OF YOU.

276
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:26,843
GLUB GLUB. GLUB GLUB.
GLUB GLUB.

277
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,670
GLUB GLUB...GLUB...GLUB.

278
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:35,006
GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB...
GLUB...GLUB.

279
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,815
FISH TANKS, BLUE WALLS,
OCEAN MURALS.

280
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:41,648
SHE'S DEFINITELY GOT
AN UNDERWATER THEME GOING ON.

281
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,385
OOH, AND CHECK IT.
BROKEN CUFFS AND CHAINS.

282
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:48,661
PRETTY RUSTED.
LOTS OF OLD SEA JUNK ON 'EM.

283
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,730
EAST RIVER.
VINTAGE--LAST YEAR.

284
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:56,632
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WANTED TO
KEEP A SOUVENIR OF HER BREAKOUT.

285
00:13:56,636 --> 00:14:00,506
[CREAKING]
GO.

286
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:13,523
DON'T SAY MAYBE.
SAY YES TO GRANDPA.

287
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,620
BABY.

288
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,361
[SINGS IN CHINESE]

289
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,133
CUT THE MIKE, G.
THIS IS SERIOUS.

290
00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:25,278
YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S THE KELPY.

291
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:28,431
I'M SORRY. I KNOW WHAT
IT'S LIKE TO FIND OUT YOUR LADY
IS YOUR MORTAL ENEMY.

292
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,095
BUT THIS PROVES IT.

293
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:34,613
A RUSTED OLD CHAIN PROVES
ONLY THAT YOU ARE BOUND
TO YOUR OWN BIASES.

294
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:37,738
I KNOW YOU MUST HAVE ISSUES
WITH MY DATING YOUR PRINCIPAL,

295
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,144
BUT I THINK I WOULD KNOW

296
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:41,505
IF THE ADMINISTRATOR OF MY HEART
WAS A KELPY.

297
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:45,384
IF YOU DISCOVER ANY REAL LEADS
TO THE KELPY'S WHEREABOUTS,

298
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,545
I SHALL BE BURNING
A MIX CD FOR TONIGHT.

299
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,494
¶ I LOVE YOU,
YOU LOVE ME ¶

300
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:52,119
¶ LET'S GO EAT
SOME SNOW PEAS... ¶

301
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,725
MMM-MMM-MMM.

302
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,027
THE THINGS
LOVE WILL DO TO A MAN.

303
00:14:56,029 --> 00:15:00,629
ALAS, LA BETTY 42, MY YACHT
IS IN THE SHOP RIGHT NOW.

304
00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:03,974
UH, NO, YOU CAN'T COME OVER
TO THE MANSION

305
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:07,040
'CAUSE THERE WAS A TERRIBLE
CAVIAR SPILL IN THE POOL HOUSE,

306
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:10,940
AND WE'RE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF GOLD-PLATING THE BARS
ON THE MENAGERIE.

307
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,484
[STAMMERS]

308
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,409
LOOKS LIKE IT'S UP TO US.

309
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,154
MM-HMM.
YEAH.

310
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:19,549
UH, TO DO WHAT
EXACTLY?

311
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,022
TO CATCH DURSETTO.

312
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:24,121
[KNOCKING]

313
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,731
PRINCY D, WHAT'S UP?

314
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:30,597
THIS IS DEFINITELY
A SURPRISE.

315
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,456
YEAH, I JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE
FOR GIVING YOU AND MY GRAMPS
SUCH A HARD TIME,

316
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:39,096
SO, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANNA...
COME OUTSIDE AND TALK.

317
00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:44,913
IT'S A LITTLE COLD OUTSIDE.
WHY DON'T YOU COME IN HERE?

318
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:47,581
ALL RIGHT, LET'S CUT
THE FRONTIN'.

319
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,130
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?

320
00:15:50,132 --> 00:15:52,682
YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO.

321
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:56,216
ALL RIGHT, THIS DOESN'T
HAVE TO GET UGLY.

322
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:59,722
LET'S JUST TALK
ABOUT IT LIKE--YAAH!

323
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:03,926
WHOA. TRIX, SPUD!
DROP IT!

324
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:11,139
DRAGON UP! NO MORE
RUNNING AWAY, KELPY!

325
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:18,206
GOTCHA. AND THE CATCH OF THE DAY
IS FRESH UGLY KELPY.

326
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:22,811
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU'RE THE KELPY.

327
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,226
SAY WHAT?

328
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,654
YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER.
I'M NOT THE ONLY MERMAID
WHO'S AFTER YOU.

329
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,694
MERMAID?

330
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:34,091
AW, MAN.

331
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,703
I WAS ONE OF
THE MERMAID DETECTIVES

332
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,269
SENT OUT TO FIND
THE ESCAPED KELPY.

333
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,838
I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE YOU.
THE WAY I KEPT FINDING YOU
EVERYPLACE THE BEAST ATTACKED,

334
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:48,608
THE CHANGES YOU SAID
YOU'D GONE THROUGH
IN THE PAST YEAR.

335
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:52,578
I THOUGHT THE REAL JAKE LONG
HAD BEEN EATEN AND REPLACED.

336
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:55,129
IT'S THE PERFECT COVER,
REALLY.

337
00:16:55,131 --> 00:16:57,681
WHAT ABOUT THOSE CHAINS WE FOUND
WHEN WE BROKE INTO YOUR OFFICE?

338
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,024
ACH, EVIDENCE
I PICKED UP ON THE--

339
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,790
YOU BROKE INTO MY OFFICE?

340
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,718
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING
TO EAT ME AND GRAMPS.

341
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:08,233
BUT IF YOU'RE NOT--
I MEAN, THAT MEANS
THE KELPY IS STILL...

342
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,158
GRAMPS!

343
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:12,102
WHERE IS SHE? DOLORES PROMISED
SHE WOULD BE HERE BY NOW.

344
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:15,028
HEY, I HEAR YA.
LIES CAN TOTALLY RUIN
THE RELATIONSHIP.

345
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:18,035
TAKE IT FROM ME, A NOBEL
PEACE PRIZE-WINNING DOG

346
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,868
WHO JUST WANTS THE PAPARAZZI
TO LEAVE HIM ALONE.

347
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,144
AIN'T THAT RIGHT,
LA BETTY 42?

348
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,143
GO FETCH ME A DRINK.

349
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,245
RIGHT AWAY, BABY CAKES.

350
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,707
I SHOULD CALL DOLORES.

351
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:32,775
[SNARLS]
HMM? OH, IT'S YOU,
LA BETTY 42.

352
00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:36,746
THE REST ROOM
IS DOWN THE HALL.

353
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,216
[KELPY MORPHS]

354
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:46,004
DO YOU MIND, LA BETTY 42?
I AM TRYING TO--HYAH!

355
00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:48,129
[SCREECHES]

356
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:50,494
UNH.

357
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,836
I HOPE YOU LIKE
YOUR TAP WATER WARM,
BABY BECAUSE--AAH!

358
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:56,569
WHEN I SAID YOU
COULD SLIP INTO SOMETHING
A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE,

359
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,206
I DIDN'T MEAN TO--OOF.

360
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:04,822
AND NOW THE FEASTING.

361
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:09,148
AII. OHH...OHH.

362
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:13,615
YO, MY GRAMPS
IS NOT SURF 'N' TURF.

363
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:14,926
[SCREECHES]

364
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:19,898
JAKE, NO. HE'S ABSORBED
YOUR GRANDFATHER'S POWER.

365
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,169
[SCREAMS]

366
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:26,638
I TOLD YOU I WOULD
FIND A WAY INSIDE, DRAGON.

367
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:30,369
NOW YOUR POWER WILL BE MINE.

368
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:35,145
AAH!

369
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,748
YO, YO, COWBOY.

370
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:40,719
CHECK THE AM DRAG
RIDING BAREBACK, BABY.

371
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:48,228
JAKE, LOOK OUT.

372
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,958
THANKS.

373
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,702
DON'T LET THE WHEELCHAIR
FOOL YOU.

374
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,828
[SCREECHES]

375
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:59,798
GOTCHA. HAH, WHO'S YOUR
MACK DADDY NOW, TINY?

376
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:04,935
AW, MAN. WHEN DID HE
EAT A TROLL?

377
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:09,414
BACK, SCUZ PASTE.
YOU MESS WITH ONE MERMAID,
YOU MESS WITH US ALL.

378
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:12,145
SORRY WE LATE.
HOMIE OVER HERE
MADE US STOP

379
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,722
TO GET HIS
MERMAID COSTUME.

380
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:19,320
MERMAN, TRIXIE. YOU GOTTA
CHILL-ATE WITH THE GILL HATE.

381
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:22,235
WHATEVER, FREAK.

382
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:25,164
QUICK, HELP ME UP
SO I CAN SLAP THAT PUNK
WITH MY MIGHTY FIN.

383
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,765
HIGHER, HIGHER.

384
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,766
HUH? YAAH!

385
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,725
[GROANS]

386
00:19:37,726 --> 00:19:39,676
WE ARE NEVER GOING TO BEAT HIM
IF HE KEEPS CHANGING FORM
LIKE THAT.

387
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,199
HE'S COUNTERING
EVERY MOVE WE MAKE.

388
00:19:42,197 --> 00:19:44,707
THEN I GUESS I GOTTA
CONVINCE HIM TO STAY PUT
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

389
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,717
CHECK IT, I GOT A PLAN.

390
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:49,819
TASTE...MY...MERMAID...FURY.

391
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,992
OH, HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS.
IT'S ALL YOU, PLAYA.

392
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:56,062
YO, SCARED TO TAKE ME ON
AS YOURSELF, CHUMP?

393
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,832
OR ARE YOU AS WEAK
AS YOU ARE UGLY?

394
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,701
YES. A MEAL LIKE DRAGON

395
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,901
DESERVES TO BE CONSUMED
WITH MY OWN TEETH.

396
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:09,414
I FEED ON
YOUNG, STRONG DRAGON.

397
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,939
DURSETTO, GO!

398
00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:13,875
AAH!

399
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,850
UH, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
SWEETIE,

400
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:20,078
I'M GONNA NEED
SOME EXTRA CREDIT FOR THIS.

401
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:26,885
LA BETTY 42,
I'M DISGUSTED WITH YOU.

402
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,963
HOW COULD YOU
SO MISREPRESENT YOURSELF?

403
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:32,962
WHEN I WAS BACK IN THE
ROYAL NAVY BEFORE I MADE
MY FORTUNE IN RUBY MINING,

404
00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:34,896
WE HAD A NAME
FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU!

405
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,471
I'M SORRY
I MISJUDGED YOU,
JAKE.

406
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:40,300
ME, TOO. AND I JUST
WANT YOU TO KNOW,

407
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:43,806
IF YOU AND GRAMPS WANNA,
YOU KNOW, GET SERIOUS,

408
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,240
I'M COOL WITH THAT.

409
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:48,875
OH, I...I ASSUMED YOU KNEW.

410
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,751
NOW THAT THE KELPY
HAS BEEN CAPTURED,

411
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,780
DETECTIVE DURSETTO MUST TAKE
A NEW UNDERCOVER ASSIGNMENT.

412
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:57,486
WHAT? BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR!
THEY CAN'T--

413
00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:00,690
NO, IT ISN'T FAIR,

414
00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:03,892
BUT SOMETIMES THE NEEDS
OF OTHERS MUST COME BEFORE
OUR OWN, YOUNG DRAGON.

415
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,296
AND SO, I GUESS THIS IS...

416
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:09,829
TAKE ME WITH YOU,
PLEASE.

417
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:10,766
GOODBYE.

418
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:14,370
FAREWELL,
MY CHERRY BLOSSOM.

419
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:19,441
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I'M REALLY GOING.

420
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,805
WHEE!

421
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:27,394
WAIT. DO OVER.
I BREATHED IN A MINNOW.

422
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:29,437
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?

423
00:21:29,438 --> 00:21:31,488
I TOTALLY GOT AWAY WITH
NOT HAVING DURSETTO
TALK TO MY PARENTS.

424
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:35,831
AND NOW THAT THERE'S
GONNA BE A NEW PRINCIPAL,
I GET A CLEAN SLATE.

425
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:39,158
STUDENTS, I HAVE
ZE SAD DUTY TO INFORM YOU

426
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:42,795
THAT DUE TO THE DISORDER
CAUSED BY MISS DURSETTO'S
SUDDEN DEPARTURE,

427
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:47,342
I WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE
TO SERVE AS YOUR TEACHER.

428
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,510
[CHEERING]

429
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,839
INSTEAD I HAVE CHOSEN TO BE

430
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,554
YOUR NEW PRINCIPAL. TA-DA!

431
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:58,217
[ALL COMPLAIN]

432
00:21:58,217 --> 00:21:59,917
I HAD TO SPECIAL ORDER
THE BERET.

433
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,589
NOT OFFICIAL PRINCIPAL WEAR,
BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK?

434
00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:03,648
CLASSY, NO?

435
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:07,216
AW, MAN.

436
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:11,461
Fu: WHO'S THE THE CRAZY COP

437
00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:14,463
THAT'S A FISH ON BOTTOM
AND ALL LADY ON TOP? DURSETTO!

438
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,867
WHO CAN RUN A JUNIOR HIGH
ON THE SLY

439
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:20,539
AND ALWAYS GETS HER GUY?
DURSETTO!

440
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:23,470
UNDERCOVER, UNDERWATER.

441
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,176
AW, YEAH.

442
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:27,448
DURSETTO--MERMAID DETECTIVE.

443
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:31,477
OOH, CALL UP
THE MAGIC CHANNEL, KID.

444
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:36,394
FU SMELLS A NEW HIT SHOW.
GAA GOO FLOOGY GOOGY.

445
00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:37,389
NOBODY GETS ME.